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Raymond is Dumb

I have a new pal Raymond.  He was bored one day, searching for pictures of Weird Al, and happened upon a section of my web page (Scrapbook Page 1 from 1998).  Anyhow, he found my Christmas Wish list, and wrote me the following note:

From: Raymond
Message: This is the DUMBEST thing ive ever seen. Your DUMB! you have to ask santa for a girlfriend becouse your UGLY! and when people make fun of you like i'm doing you hide behind that wierd al autograph. Becouse your dumb. lets play a game its called lets be dumb, you win. knock knock, who's dumb you are.

Love your pal Raymond.

And so it began.  Every few days, Raymond and his friends write me little messages, the chief message of which is "Hey, you're dumb". Here's some history:

Here are some of the latest messages, and my responses.

I've also put together a little profile of some of the participants.


The inventor and founder of the "Raymond is Dumb" game.  However, he is apparently fairly talented, athletic, and funny.  In fact his friend Kate says Raymond "is a very bright young guy." By the way: I think you and Kate would make a good couple.

His email address: frogman7@surfy.net (I also have the MSN address, but I'm not going to post it, since I think it's a real address)

My favorite quote: "I saw the pictur of the burning car and it made me mad" (Referring to This Page)

Jesse T (KillerGold)

Raymond's best friend (he says)

My favorite quote: "O, and people in washinton do know how to spell, we just pefer to make it look cool."


Friend of Raymond's.  Nice girl.

My favorite quote: "Just because he can't spell because right, doesn't mean that he is dumb"


Another friend.  Email address: , and Webmaster@warriornation.zzn.com

My favorite quote: "Cows of horror will come to get you"


My Favorite Quote: "i shall assault your people called the carrots of doom"

Dante Hanahanahanamana

I think Dante is my favorite of Raymond's friends.  His emails are the most creative and funniest.  Is that his real last name?  If so, that's awesome.  His address: EvilZombiebastards@yahoo.com

Anyway, I had a hard time choosing a favorite quote, since I liked a lot of what he wrote.  But here's one:

My Favorite Quote: "bet right now you are wondering how i got this last name? if you want to know, up date rayond's d**n site!"


My Favorite Quote: "it seems like you are insulting ALL people named raymond. well, my father is named raymond, and he works for the feds"


My Favorite Quote: "i saw the way you went to washington. and you went passed my house, it was the one that almost looked like a hotel. you should have visited hooters that day, i was working there"


Wrote a bunch of messages impersonating women (See my March 10 notes).  See the page for my theory on why.

My Favorite Quote: "Dont worry, u can thank me later. I did some lookin round and rounded  up a couple of chicks i thought youd like"

How should we determine a winner?

If you have any ideas on how to judge a winner of this game, let me know by writing below.  Also, cast your vote by either saying "Raymond is dumb" or "Matthew is dumb".

From: (your name or email address, or anonymous)

Your message to Matthew:

Created and maintained by Matthew Weathers. Last updated Mar 11, 2003.